Cupid -- Cupid Me, no! Tweek, is there anything you want to talk to us about? There will be no disciplinary action. Iâm not attracted to guys. There was this thing at school. Just a short one-shot focusing on Stan, who has feeeelings. Theyâre about to have sex! Iâm just here to pick up on guys. And my dad says Asianshave always done this, and they, like, do make people gay.
I went through your phone when we went out last night. But it isnât all Asians. Iâm not here for me. Or rather, she talks and he thinks about feelings and yaoi hell. Iâm gonna pee in your mouth a little bit. I just don't understandhow it's decided.
You sure know a lot about this. You are wasting your time. Your son knows the right way to play with a boyâs penis. What matters, and the reasonI brought you in here, is that you understandaffirmative consent. Randy, you should have a talk with Stan. What does that haveto do with anything? I opened myself upand let you in, but you've got spikes, man. The song was then sped up, and someone had to track down lead singer while he was on tour, so he could redo the vocals on a tape recorder, to match the song's new speed.
Please try to make your top-level responses somewhat in-depth at least, say, three sentences. It's just that peopleare different. I have to be myself. They want me to be something Iâm not! The whole town is sad. The Asians decide whoâs gonna be gay? But now they're going into Fifth Grade, and despite the new principal, they're determined to make this a better year than the last.
Should I kick his ass? Cupid Me, what are you doing? Look, itâs flattering, but it doesnât change the fact that thereâs nothing for you to keep pursuing. Any scenes that stand out?. That is way too much pressure. Donât use that lame shit on me, man. Note: The last chapter, Chapter 9, will contain smut.
I canât be something because everyone wants me to be. I just donât want it to be my son. Archived from on October 31, 2015. Cupid Me, you have to help. What did I do to make my son like this? Well, I guess I couldtry and help.
What did I do wrong? Oh, uh, but keep the door open,all right? Whatâs wrong with two guys liking each other? I just want to see Tweek. But then why would Asian girls draw them like that? Something to be expectedin relationships. You just needa little spark of magic. Yeah, let me handlethis, guys. You canât fight being gay. We thoughtyou were just a spaz, but to know you've gotso much going on inside. Well, you sure knowa lot about this.
We have to come outand say we're gay. Well, I guess I could try and help. I hit himwith my love arrow, and then I peed in his mouthjust for fun. What is wrong with you? But we do not belong together. You think you can just pullthat shit you pulled at school, saying I step on peopleand use them, and I'll justtake you back? Weâve been getting to know some of the Asian girls, who have introduced us to an art style called âyaoi. Tweek, if --and I'm only saying if -- at some point, you wantedto touch Craig's penis, you can't just go grabbingfor it, all right? Presented by student-body president, Wendy Testaberger.