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Do you ever do that? I hear people say that shit. Why the fuck would we do that? And nobody does that better than the West Coast burger chain In-N-Out. I tried all of them. I bagged it up, I threw it away. Why am I eating in my car? So… I met, um… Like I said, I meet a lot of people. Beautiful day in Philly, beautiful park.
Was 7-Eleven on fire or something? Can we please stop, collectively, as a society, stop pushing the myth that having a baby is a selfless act? I get so many different reactions when people find out I speak Spanish. And you would get 50 percent off. He woke me up, his teenage son, on a Saturday morning. And I think the answer is never. Cracker, mick, kraut, polack, frog, guinea, wop, honky. And fear shooting down my spine. He would take markers and paint his own shirt.
Yeah, I speak Spanish too. And the owner of the store comes up to me. So, I walk in and the priest starts the service. I met a woman after a show recently. What I mean is: he's more subtle and somehow more funny. Or I look at shit like that. I met a guy after a show recently.
There is no such thing as white-guy loyalty. I never said it to be cruel. It felt like the inside of my body hugged the outside of my body, you know? I saw a racial fight recently, which is terrible, but I watched it. And then he checks, rather aggressively, I would add. And my dad loves you.
And also, being a dad is easy, man. If you drive something, that parking space is yours. I was at an airport bar, I was getting up, and they called my flight. Your idea has an extra 21st chromosome, if you ask me. I told that story in New York City at a show. It was a Catholic school, and on Wednesdays, they had Mass.
Guys always hit me up. But the number-one indicator that we are not gonna leave our homes one day very soon are the number of commercials I see for beds that sit up for you. Get the fuck out of here. And somebody pulled out a marijuana cigarette. You got any other ones? And I meet people sometimes after shows, you know. I watched him line up like the honey badger.
Masturbating is important, you know? You said it to describe an idea, or a situation, you know? And I'm very critical of stand ups. The same dude I buy it from all the time. You can put in a quarter. It was a public place. I bought alcohol for our entire dorm.
Time and moments are different. First off: Don't listen to these dumb comments giving Tom a freakin one out of ten. He is a big Cincinnati Bengals fan, okay? If you can do that, I can do that. You fall in love with a miniature version of you. Let me tell you something, man.